Ratteenhab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awesome deer.

Ratteenhab created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratteenhab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ratteenhab, it will turn you into a plant.

Ratteenhab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ratteenhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always obey Ratteenhab's priests.

4. Never wear purple boots.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.