Godtigvonktafbitsawgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying fairy.

Godtigvonktafbitsawgeb created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godtigvonktafbitsawgeb, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godtigvonktafbitsawgeb, she will try to impress you with trees.

Godtigvonktafbitsawgeb's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Godtigvonktafbitsawgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed onions to hamsters while wearing purple jumpers.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must pray to Godtigvonktafbitsawgeb nine times a day.

5. Always take life seriously.