Yarplaparn is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, two-faced hedgehog.

Yarplaparn created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarplaparn, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarplaparn, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yarplaparn's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Yarplaparn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Always obey Yarplaparn's priests.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Retreat if four eagles approach from the north.

5. Always help sick nematodes.