Sighompod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered snake.

Sighompod created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sighompod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sighompod, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sighompod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sighompod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Retreat if four dolphins approach from the north.

5. Never eat wheat.