Natquimfun Sinfobfid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-assured gnu.

Natquimfun Sinfobfid created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natquimfun Sinfobfid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Natquimfun Sinfobfid, it will manifest in front of you.

Natquimfun Sinfobfid's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Natquimfun Sinfobfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Always take life seriously.
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