Ragdogmifbag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, blissful lizard.

Ragdogmifbag created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragdogmifbag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ragdogmifbag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ragdogmifbag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ragdogmifbag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ragdogmifbag.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.