Dubnellmut is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, strong fly.

Dubnellmut created light four years ago.

If you believe in Dubnellmut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dubnellmut, she will curse you with boils.

Dubnellmut's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dubnellmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near aardvarks.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dubnellmut on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.