Sogkabmin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awesome mink.

Sogkabmin created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogkabmin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sogkabmin, he will throw large rocks at you.

Sogkabmin's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sogkabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never skip in the presence of rats.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not take Sogkabmin's name in vain.

5. Sogkabmin loves voles, so they must be respected.