Sanjancum is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair dog.

Sanjancum created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanjancum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sanjancum, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sanjancum's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sanjancum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Worship no other gods but Sanjancum.

4. Never sit in the presence of sheep.

5. Do not shave your back.