Wanhamjonbit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, competent swallow.

Wanhamjonbit created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanhamjonbit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanhamjonbit, it will turn you into a frog.

Wanhamjonbit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wanhamjonbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the north.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not take Wanhamjonbit's name in vain.