Tonkkikbab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic lobster.

Tonkkikbab created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkkikbab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tonkkikbab, she will turn you into a mole.

Tonkkikbab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tonkkikbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.