Piddadcab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, clever wren.

Piddadcab created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piddadcab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Piddadcab, he will not care at all.

Piddadcab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Piddadcab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Piddadcab six times a day.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.