Wikjamnan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, calm butterfly.

Wikjamnan created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikjamnan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wikjamnan, she will destroy your home planet.

Wikjamnan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wikjamnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to otters while wearing pink shoes.

2. You must pray to Wikjamnan three times a day.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Wikjamnan on top of all buildings.