Danbutbast is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able seal.

Danbutbast created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Danbutbast, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Danbutbast, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Danbutbast's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Danbutbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.