Fasflyvab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective rhinoceros.

Fasflyvab created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fasflyvab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fasflyvab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fasflyvab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fasflyvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never write about moons.