Farnvincidbuddagfid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, wise wombat.

Farnvincidbuddagfid created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnvincidbuddagfid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farnvincidbuddagfid, she will turn you into a puffin.

Farnvincidbuddagfid's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Farnvincidbuddagfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always obey Farnvincidbuddagfid's priests.

5. Pray towards the east.