Stigvadgess is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, competent chinchilla.

Stigvadgess created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigvadgess, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stigvadgess, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stigvadgess' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Stigvadgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Do not take Stigvadgess' name in vain.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Fast once a month.