Nilldapdod Likbissrull is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful eagle.

Nilldapdod Likbissrull created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilldapdod Likbissrull, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nilldapdod Likbissrull, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nilldapdod Likbissrull's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nilldapdod Likbissrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Nilldapdod Likbissrull must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Run away if five frogs approach from the east.