Dodnibdut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise crow.

Dodnibdut created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodnibdut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dodnibdut, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dodnibdut's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dodnibdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Feed all hungry doves.