Barnnulbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tiresome dragon.

Barnnulbeg created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Barnnulbeg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Barnnulbeg, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Barnnulbeg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Barnnulbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Always obey Barnnulbeg's priests.

5. Never look in ponds.