Feblistkop is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, cheerful yak.

Feblistkop created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Feblistkop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Feblistkop, he will destroy your home planet.

Feblistkop's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Feblistkop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Feblistkop loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Never hurt foxes.