Monwabcanyokparkbodfarnlam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witty cow.

Monwabcanyokparkbodfarnlam created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monwabcanyokparkbodfarnlam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Monwabcanyokparkbodfarnlam, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Monwabcanyokparkbodfarnlam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Monwabcanyokparkbodfarnlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Monwabcanyokparkbodfarnlam loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about galaxies.