Narlsughom is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying armadillo.

Narlsughom created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlsughom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Narlsughom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Narlsughom's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Narlsughom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.