Saswiklog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, loving swallow.

Saswiklog created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Saswiklog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Saswiklog, it will not care at all.

Saswiklog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Saswiklog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Put Saswiklog first in all things.