Sadrotnad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, contented jellyfish.

Sadrotnad created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Sadrotnad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadrotnad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sadrotnad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sadrotnad's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. You must love Sadrotnad.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never feed tomatoes to mice while wearing brown boots.

5. Never play with disobedient children.