Kararfbog is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, cheerful bat.

Kararfbog created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kararfbog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kararfbog, he will turn you into a frog.

Kararfbog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Kararfbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must never eat garlic.