Quillstraghendagjen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, competent crane.

Quillstraghendagjen created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillstraghendagjen, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quillstraghendagjen, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Quillstraghendagjen's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Quillstraghendagjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always obey Quillstraghendagjen's priests.

5. Quillstraghendagjen loves porpoises, so they must be respected.