Ratsaknurlgofpidarpmin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable turtle.

Ratsaknurlgofpidarpmin created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratsaknurlgofpidarpmin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ratsaknurlgofpidarpmin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ratsaknurlgofpidarpmin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ratsaknurlgofpidarpmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to great tits while wearing mauve scarves.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Do not chop down trees.