Rilfeddud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak sheep.

Rilfeddud created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilfeddud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilfeddud, he will turn you into a puffin.

Rilfeddud's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rilfeddud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always wear green.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.