Wegtettinill is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud wolf.

Wegtettinill created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Wegtettinill, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegtettinill, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Wegtettinill's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wegtettinill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Hide if five sharks approach from the east.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Wegtettinill must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.