Logcarlegbug is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless mink.

Logcarlegbug created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logcarlegbug, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Logcarlegbug, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Logcarlegbug's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Logcarlegbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. You must pray to Logcarlegbug three times a day.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.