Himratpad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing parrot.

Himratpad created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himratpad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Himratpad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Himratpad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Himratpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Never wear pink hats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.