Genvidbim is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless raven.

Genvidbim created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Genvidbim, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Genvidbim, she will laugh at you.

Genvidbim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Genvidbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Run away from brown sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.