Sanhasjop is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful butterfly.

Sanhasjop created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sanhasjop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sanhasjop, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sanhasjop's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sanhasjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck white.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never feed garlic to dogs while wearing turquoise shirts.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.