Wothingep is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome dryad.

Wothingep created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wothingep, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wothingep, he will be very unhappy.

Wothingep's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wothingep's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.