Yikcitstan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, confident slug.

Yikcitstan created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yikcitstan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yikcitstan, she will destroy your favourite star.

Yikcitstan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yikcitstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Put Yikcitstan first in all things.