Dabcubmip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering narwhal.

Dabcubmip created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabcubmip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabcubmip, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dabcubmip's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dabcubmip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Dabcubmip loves manatees, so they must be respected.