Sandhadsand is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional badger.

Sandhadsand created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandhadsand, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandhadsand, she will laugh at you.

Sandhadsand's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sandhadsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.