Capgeptip is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-confident jackal.

Capgeptip created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Capgeptip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Capgeptip, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Capgeptip's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Capgeptip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Capgeptip.

2. Retreat if eight whales approach from the south.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Never look at nebulae.