Sandflap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tranquil meerkat.

Sandflap created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sandflap, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sandflap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Sandflap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sandflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide if six swans approach from the east.

4. Retreat if eight squirrels approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.