Gubjenwitbag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective cobra.

Gubjenwitbag created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubjenwitbag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gubjenwitbag, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gubjenwitbag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gubjenwitbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never bounce near voles.

5. Do not drink alcohol.