Tinjaddav is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, loving dragon.

Tinjaddav created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tinjaddav, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tinjaddav, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tinjaddav's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tinjaddav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about moons.