Witnakbum Botpadsand is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, quiet fly.

Witnakbum Botpadsand created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Witnakbum Botpadsand, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Witnakbum Botpadsand, she will think nothing of it.

Witnakbum Botpadsand's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Witnakbum Botpadsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Witnakbum Botpadsand's name in vain.

2. Witnakbum Botpadsand loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear red dresses.