Gupbatfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a large, dishonest manatee.

Gupbatfarn created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbatfarn, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gupbatfarn, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gupbatfarn's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gupbatfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Put Gupbatfarn first in all things.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not stand on grass.