Vigmilwap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, strong frog.

Vigmilwap created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vigmilwap, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vigmilwap, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vigmilwap's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Vigmilwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves in need.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never feed oranges to hamsters while wearing fawn boots.