Himminyat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, impressive mongoose.

Himminyat created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himminyat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Himminyat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Himminyat's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Himminyat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Himminyat first in all things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Run away if six monkeys approach from the west.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always wear magenta.