Mifgidbutyim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind dolphin.

Mifgidbutyim created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifgidbutyim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mifgidbutyim, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mifgidbutyim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mifgidbutyim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Put Mifgidbutyim first in all things.

5. Never go into brown rooms.