Lidpigved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, effective goat.

Lidpigved created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Lidpigved, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lidpigved, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Lidpigved's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Lidpigved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Always obey Lidpigved's priests.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Respect your elders.