Madnakbess is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent finch.

Madnakbess created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madnakbess, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Madnakbess, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Madnakbess' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Madnakbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Do not take Madnakbess' name in vain.

3. Hide if nine mites approach from the east.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must never eat limes.