Dodquartstipyakfonciphatrow Koncanhot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless rat.

Dodquartstipyakfonciphatrow Koncanhot created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dodquartstipyakfonciphatrow Koncanhot, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dodquartstipyakfonciphatrow Koncanhot, he will think nothing of it.

Dodquartstipyakfonciphatrow Koncanhot's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dodquartstipyakfonciphatrow Koncanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to shrews while wearing pink tights.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.